Everything About Nothing

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via grilledcheezed)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: maboukes, via grilledcheezed)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(Source: meladoodle, via grilledcheezed)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(via beyoncescock)

humorking:

mom i cant go to school today im way too horny 

(via im-speaking-figuratively)